* 搞笑 *

1
wifey: hubby..i love you so much
hubby: i noe..my beloved sweetheart..
wifey: no matter wat happen..i wun leave u
hubby: ok..me too..i love u more dn words cn say...more dn number cn count..more dn da star in da sky..more dn...evytin..
wifey: oh..my husband
hubby: oh..my wifey..
wifey+hubby: * kissing *


controller: ok...c~~u~~t.. good take..nw take a rest.

2
me: hubby
hubby: yes sweetheart?
me: do u love me?
hubby: yes..ofz i love you
me: how much do u love me ?? * while talking..taking off the clothes *
hubby: i..i love..love..u..u..more den everything * swallowing saliva *..nothing can replace u in
my heart..more dn words cn count * trying 2 calm down
me: owhx.. so...my person and my body...which one u choose..?? * totally naked *
hubby: u......r body 1st for today... ur person tml onwards..

[ both husband and wife ML-ing ] xp


3
me: hubby..do u love me..??
hubby: yes.. i love you
me: is it everything belong to you is mine.?
hubby: yes..everything
me: ok..give me ur $$
hubby: ... ... ...
me: y..?? i tot u say everything belong to you is belong 2 me..
hubby: ya..it's true..but.... ....
me: but wat..???
hubby: all the $$ have given to you for shopping and now...
me: now wat..??
hubby: now.. .. .. .. belong to the government
me: ... ... ...

4
aunty: halo halo...want to eat what..?? choose yourself ahx..
hubby: ok..thx aunty.
aunty: haha.. no need thx.. lu eh girlfriend jin sui..hehe.. what she 1 2 eat..??
hubby+ me: ... ... ... ... * smiling *
aunty: *look at hubby and ask* ah boy..choose ho boey..?? want eat what..??
hubby: ... ... ...
me: aunty, ee is a girl lai.. not boy..
aunty: lolx.. paiseh paiseh.. if you are boy ahx.. sure very hand-some lorx
hubby: .... .... ....
me: * laugh till fall down *